Brainbent

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?

THE WEEABOO CAT GIRL HAD A ROUGH SEAM IN HER SOCK AND THREW A SCREAMING FIT RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DINING AREA.

LALONDE’S WEIRDO COUSIN TRIED TO VISIT WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT AND SHE TURNED UP FUCKING TIPSY SO THEY HAD TO KICK HER OUT.

THE CRAZY MOTORCYCLE CHICK GOT BUSTED TRYING TO FLUSH HER THONG COLLECTION DOWN A TOILET AND PUNCHED ZAHHAK IN THE NUTS.

CAPTOR WON’T GET OUT OF BED, WHICH MAKES TWO WEEKS OF UNMOLESTED “S” SOUNDS WITHIN EARSHOT, WHICH IS FOR SOME BIZARRE FUCKING REASON COMPLETELY DISTURBING.

OH YEAH, AND FERDINAND THE FAIRYBULL IS ALL FUCKED UP OVER HIS BOYFRIEND NOT BEING ABLE TO ROLL OUT AT THE PRIDE PARADE TOMORROW.

OH. AND THIS JUST IN? MY STEPDAD EMAILED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KNOW IF THEY CAN USE MY ROOM TO STORE SHIT IN SINCE THEY CAN’T AFFORD A STORAGE UNIT BECAUSE THEY’RE PAYING FOR ME TO COOL MY HEELS IN THROBBING BRAIN INFECTION PARADISE AND BASICALLY DO FUCK-ALL WORTH REPORTING EXCEPT LEARN TO SHAVE AND ~MAKE FRIENDS~ LIKE A GODDAMN CARTOON CHARACTER.

ANGER? WHO NEEDS IT. I’LL START TO FEEL THAT FUCKIN’ SUNSHINE ANY MINUTE NOW.