Brainbent

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> PANCAKE GET!

Oh your fucking GOD, they’re still sizzling! They must be right off the griddle!

Look at those plump little sons of bitches sort of just lying there all pressed together and slick with syrup and that impudently firm little pat of butter on top all like “No no noooo, don’t you dare eat me, you naughty little kitty. Mama spank!”

Well the joke is on Mr. Breakfast Sassypants, isn’t it? Because you fucking HATE PANCAKES.

You only like Pancake Day.


> Fondly regard socialization.

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