As of now, our alien overlord staff stands as follows:

[vastDerp] = Creator of BB who keeps his/her brain in a little [box]. Does the art, writes a bunch of fiction, gives the IRL advice and flails like a ferret in a harness. Helped bake a crazycake that one time.

{rainbowBarnacle} = Contributing mod who tends to be a wee bit {whimsical}. Contributes: plot noodling, the answers to most of the Gamzee questions, co-writing a bunch of fiction. Put balloon-sperm on a crazycake that one time.

<mercurialMalcontent> = Contributing mod with a rather <sharp> personality. Contributes: plot noodling, as-yet unrevealed wonders involving Karkat and fiction, invented the real life crazycake recipe that one time and started us down a very greasy technicolor path of frottage, tears and hilarity. And more frottage, because this is the Homestuck fandom.